Is my girlfriend gonna find out about last night?

Should we go to Waffle House?

Is Chris ever going to make his move?

Am I gettin' any this weekend?

Do these shoes match my shirt?

Should we go back to my place for the night?

Does this "My Sober Buddy" thing really work?

Am I really that drunk?

Is Joey the biggest F*cking @$$hole ever?

Am I capable of making decisions on my own, WITHOUT My Sober Buddy?